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Feeling Hungry?
You've come to the right place. Food
Porn is about combining two wonderful things: sex and food. It's
about enjoying tasty naked men without guilt!
Inside you'll discover just how
to prepare that gorgeous man for your consumption. We've got entrees,
mains and plenty of lip licking desserts.
All accompanied by the hottest free pics of naked men!
And why not add to our list of
sexual euphemisms!
Can you beat "BLUE VEINED CUSTARD CHUCKER"?
Food Porn
offers erotica for women. It's such a relief to have some decent
erotica on the net for women. Before this, all women had to look
at was male porn - you know, the same old stuff: big tits, shaven
pussies, fake moans, big hair, bad makeup, ugly guys and women who
can take 35 inches of alien cock at once. While it can be arousing
at times, it all gets a bit the same, doesn't it? There's only some
much hard-fucking, cum sucking, semen on the face, enjoys taking
it up the ass/arse, sexist shit you can take. I'm sick of seeing
women referred to as "bitches", "sluts", "whores"
or even "horny housewives". And the barely legal stuff
is seriously dodgy.
Of course,
it's entirely true that some women like looking at porn for blokes.
Admittedly it can be very arousing, as any depiction of sex acts
can be. I guess what we're really after is less of the powerplay
stuff, less desire to see women kneeling, less depiction of women
as bimbos, or as pure pussy that needs to be rammed. Where are the
clitorises? You can bet all these movies and videos have women orgasm
ing at the drop of a hat. There won't be a clitoris in sight. And
there won't be any muff diving, unless it's done by an alleged lesbian.
And naturally she won't be a lesbian at all, because I'm sure that
lesbians don't really have sex like that.
In any
case, porn for women is growing, and I'm pleased to bring you a
site featuring naked straight men, funny recipes, sexual euphemisms
and lots of laughs. I'm also happy to review a few women's porn
paysites, just so you know what's in them.
I've also
been collecting some fabulous euphemisms
for the sex act and the sexual organs. I'd like to hear everyone's
examples of how we won't say penis, vagina, vulva, clitoris, testicles,
urethra, vas deferens, labia, pubic hair, or scrotum. Instead we'll
part the corn beef curtains and discuss a blue veined custard chucker.
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