Ingredients
1
Man, freshly picked
Strawberries
Raspberries
Blueberries
Mangoes
Peaches
Apricots
Peeled grapes
1 Apple
Orange and coconut juice
Castor sugar
Cinnamon
1 Bottle champagne
1 Bottle Fruit Liquor
such as Midori
Method
Slice some of the fruit
into bite-sized pieces and marinate in a mixture of sugar, champagne
and fruit liquor. Keep some fruit whole, or in quarters, for decoration.
Clean and prepare the
man. Do not remove giblets. Place in a waterproof dish. The bath
may suffice. Drizzle warm orange juice and cold champagne
across man. Lick off and repeat several times. Place apple in his
mouth. Sprinkle with dusting of cinnamon
After fruit is suitably
drunk, carefully place fruit salad on, and in, man. Ensure that
you cover all areas and wrinkles. Placement here is everything.
We recommend the following:
General fruit salad
on the belly, arms and legs.
Strawberries on the nipples
Peaches around the neck
Blueberries and grapes in most orifices
Apricots on the testicles
Raspberries on the chest and upper thighs
Mangoes piled around the penis. This is because they are the most
sensual to eat.
Finally, dust with sugar
and sprinkle with champagne. Admire, then eat, accompanied by Midori/Champagne
cocktails.
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