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 Ingredients
1 Man, freshly smoked
Tomatoes
Chicken stock
Beans
Bacon
Carrot
Onion
Celery
Cabbage
Garlic
Pasta
Black pepper
Parmesan cheese
Crusty bread 1 Bottle Shiraz
Method
Clean and prepare man. Trussing
with string may not be necessary, although do so if you feel the
need. Place him in
the bath, and sit on his face occasionally to keep him occupied.
In a saucepan, fry the onions and garlic in olive oil,
then add bacon and fry for a further 5 minutes.
Add the sliced carrot, celery and cabbage, cooking for a further
3-4 minutes. Add the tomatoes, stock, red wine and pepper,
simmer for 15 minutes. Then
add the beans and pasta before simmering for a further 20 minutes.
Break crusty bread into pieces and place on man’s chest. Pour
warm soup over him and allow to soak for several minutes.
Sit on his face again during this time, while sampling the
shiraz. To consume soup,
it may be best to get into the bath with the man.
Try not to slurp while you’re fucking his brains out. |
