| Robin
Williams |
Funny,
funny, funny. Except when he's making those schmalzy movies, but
we won't mention those |
| Michael
Moore |
I've
never seen a man with a funnier sense of outrage. He makes
uncomfortable public scenes an addiction |
| Blink
182 |
For
the "All the Small Things" video, and the one where
they run around naked. This is the sort of bare faced cheek
that's missing in popular music. |
| Robbie
Williams |
For
stripping in the video for "Rock DJ", and for general licentiousness. |
| Sean
Connery |
For
being bald and still being overwhelmingly sexy |
| Richard
Branson |
For
instilling an entire company with a "she'll be right"
happy attitude, and for being such an intensely likeable rich
bastard. |
| Nelson
Mandela |
A
commitment to peace and human rights has to make anyone happy. |
| Harry
Shearer |
Sensational
as Derek Smalls with a cucumber in his trousers in Spinal Tap,
he's also most of the Simpsons voices - who wouldn't love him? |
| George
Clooney |
All
that oozing sexuality in Out of Sight gives one a glow just
thinking about it. Well, it makes ME happy!! |
| Dennis
Tito |
OK, so
he's another rich bastard, but I've never seen anyone spend $40
million so cheerfully. Every pic of him in space made me grin. |
| J.R.R.
Tolkien |
Hell,
this man may be dead, but he's made zillions of people happy
with The Lord of the Rings |
| John
Cleese |
Basil,
Reg, The Abusive French Legionnaire, The Fish Slapping Dance,
Pepperpots... need I go on? |
| KISS |
For
still looking fantastic in makeup and platforms after all these
years. |
| Bruce
Willis |
Yes,
yes, I know. But just looking at that quirky smile... I was a
fan of Moonlighting, and I've never got over it. |
| Russell
Crowe |
For
having a spectacular Aussie accent, for playing a gay man in The
Sum of Us, and for being goddam gorgeous! |
| Guy
Pearce |
The
best looking man in drag ever. Particularly good at pouting. If
you haven't seen Priscilla, Queen of the Desert yet, go to it
NOW! |